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Valhalla's Monologue T-Shirt

Valhalla's Monologue T-Shirt

Regular price $18.99 USD
Regular price Sale price $18.99 USD
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In a fit of rage, Valhalla went on a mini-rant. Now you can wear his monologue in its entirety on a t-shirt! Hopefully no one asks to read it, because you'll be standing there for a while. You can watch the monologue here! https://youtube.com/shorts/4_hpLSQMJCg

Despite the quality of Valhalla's advice, this shirt is a shockingly comfortable way to show your support for Sillykids. It feels soft and lightweight and has just the right amount of stretch. Oh, and it's pre-shrunk, so you don't gotta worry about it becoming way too small in the washer.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57
  LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) CHEST (cm)
XS 68.6 42 78.7-86.4
S 71.1 45.7 86.4-94
M 73.7 50.8 96.5-104.1
L 76.2 55.9 106.7-114.3
XL 78.7 61 116.8-124.5
2XL 81.3 66 127-134.6
3XL 83.8 71.1 137.2-144.8
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