Valhalla's Monologue Youth T-Shirt
Valhalla's Monologue Youth T-Shirt
In a fit of rage, Valhalla went on a mini-rant. Now you can wear his monologue in its entirety on a t-shirt! Hopefully no one asks to read it, because you'll be standing there for a while. You can watch the monologue here! https://youtube.com/shorts/4_hpLSQMJCg
Despite the quality of Valhalla's advice, this shirt is a shockingly comfortable way to show your support for Sillykids. It feels soft and lightweight and has just the right amount of stretch. Oh, and it's pre-shrunk, so you don't gotta worry about it becoming way too small in the washer.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic Heather is 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m2)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• 32 singles
• Relaxed unisex fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, the US, Guatemala, or Honduras
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | |
S | 15 ¼ | 20 ⅞ |
M | 16 ¼ | 22 ⅛ |
L | 17 ¼ | 23 ⅜ |
XL | 18 ¼ | 24 ⅜ |
WIDTH (cm) | LENGTH (cm) | |
S | 38.7 | 53 |
M | 41.3 | 56.2 |
L | 43.8 | 59.4 |
XL | 46.4 | 62 |